* Paul's Rickenbacher ate his Hofner.
* That gay episode between John and George Martin in Barcelona.
* Paul thought Julian Lennon's name was Jude.
* Ringo couldn't shake off that gang of Indian priests after him for his ring with the giant ruby.
* The cops discovered the band's dog-fighting ring in Surry County, Virginia.
* Paul was dead.
* Yoko should should have been named O-yes instead of O-no.
* I was only four years old when they broke up--too young to help!
(First ten reasons are here, but they're not very funny.)
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